Patient. Fine. Balanced. Kind.
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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

posted 8 hours ago with 72,554 notes

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

posted 1 day ago with 127,114 notes

blue-eyed-hanji:

this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that

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posted 1 day ago with 82,936 notes

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

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posted 1 day ago with 65,325 notes

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

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boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

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posted 3 days ago with 602,877 notes

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

posted 3 days ago with 236,096 notes

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

the single greatest scene in the history of cinema

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posted 4 days ago with 121,249 notes

whitebeltwriter:

l-u-n-a-c-i-e:

mymusickeepsmealive:

fangirltothefullest:

FUCKING WATCH THIS

You really should watch this like rn

WATCH WATCH WATCH

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posted 5 days ago with 154,705 notes

neuraltoxins:

This spoke to me on a spiritual level.

posted 5 days ago with 64,781 notes

make me choose » anonymous asked Brooke Davis or Peyton Sawyer | Hanna Marin

posted 5 days ago with 1,008 notes

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posted 5 days ago with 19,345 notes